My wife said a should tell you all about how pretty and wonderfull she is. Since I’m not whipped, I will tell you about how little she knows about football.
Julie-ism No.1: A group of friends and us were watching a football game. During the introductions, a Dallas Cowboy player flashed on the screen with a blurb under him: 55 LB. Julie asks out loud, “That guy only weighs 55 pounds?”
Incert laughter here.
After a time, someone collects himself long enough to tell her that LB means linebacker and lbs is pounds.